staticnoise's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[part 0: synj ASSKICKER]

Holy Shit!

Synj,

As always, you are a fucking god! Nice animation.

Dude, if you ever need music, drop me a line.

static

[-=Household Items-Act.1=-]

Hmmm...

I've seen worse. I like your shading, and the movement looked nice.

Thanks for using one of my tracks!

But, as everyone else said, the vocal track is too low and the music is too high.

Look forward to your next one.

static

l0v-2-h8 responds:

Thank you for making such a nice track to use. However, i dont think i'll be continuing my flash, not anytime soon, i just dont have the time for it. but, i know i can make one in about 5 hrs worth of work, i just need to improve my audio and add subtitles and i dont see the point in it all. I dunno. Thanx for the review tho, and the track.

[how it will end.]

Best thing ever...

Alan,

I've said it before. I will likely say it again. You are a milk fed genius.

static

[The Rules]

dumbshit

see title...

cheshirepus responds:

What's funny is that if you check our profiles, we both have a common favorite movie AND a favorite band. Interesting... I must not be that bad of a person, after all.
Still, all reviews are appreciated. Thanks anyway.

[CoscoUK.Ltd]

Hmmmm...

Great graphics, but the pacing was way too slow. You need quicker cuts, and to create more of a sense that something is happening.

It seems that it's possible that your images are running at about half the speed they should be. Maybe you should work on it and re-submit.

Wonderer responds:

Hey! man, how you know? you are right

[Me and KFC]

That really sucked...

Whew!

This would be mildly offensive if it wasn't so damn boring.

Tip: Don't make us wait to click through each line of your boring pointless text.

Tip: Use a loop that doesn't skip every 4 seconds.

Tip: Maybe a plot?

Tip: There is a high likelyhood that you have never talked to a woman, so maybe you shouldn't try to write dialog for one.

n0ir responds:

hmm.. i wonder if you actually watched the hole movie?? cuz the only part you can actually refer to is the begining.. try watching the hole thing .. might help.. get rid of all the things you said are so bad.. patience my freidn... something you just dont have :P

[Blue or Red Pill? (v.2)]

Lame

Homophobia and rape all in one episode, how proud you must be.

Your animation and art are great, why waste it on this shit?

[Amelia Earhart]

Hmmm...

I was worried when i first saw the "Queer Moments in History" title. I thought to myself, "Oh great another homophobic piece of shit on Newgrounds."

But frankly it seemed pretty neutral, and your art is great.

Keep up the good work.

static

[Hanuka Special]

Funny cute...

Pretty nice,

I would've given you a five if you had solstice in it.

Pagans reprezant!

static

[Operation: DECAF]

Loved it!

Nice animation, good art... holy shit! Something on newgrounds with a point!

You are my current hero!

static

SketchMichaels responds:

Awesome! Thanks for the great review!