staticnoise's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Void I]

This was astonding...

Jesus. I think we have a future filmmaker here!

[A story of Noah's Ark]

That was relatively funny...

A bit on the preachy side. I mean there are probably worse things to worry about with the christian church than the freaky inconsistencies and bad storytelling in the bible. Sure, i wish the writers of the bible had taken some tips from the Japanese or the Greeks (now there were some fun mythologies), but all in all, it’s probably better to just ignore the weird quirks of those wacky christians rather than get into fights with them...

That all said, it was still pretty funny...

[Skeltons]

Pretty funny...

But limited... nothing much happens, eh?

[Gerald Returns 1/3]

Just because something is crude...

...doesn't make it funny.

[Teddy: Small fight]

It's the worst, but still....

i can't look away

Old-Erkefiende responds:

hehehe that was the laser time

[4am News: Week 9 with GW]

This was pretty funny

Not bad. Good graphics... and it sums up the horrible joke that is all of our lives right now.

[Biosect (no war)]

This was a bad and silly flash...

But your heart is in the right place...

[George Bush Junior Dance]

Funny

This was great. I needed a laugh after hearing that the idiot in the whitehouse is now killing 10s of thousands of people.

[Sprite Quest Part One]

Dismal, Poor, and Sad

Look, i stole some sprites and added some of the worst vocals and dialog in the history of flash. Blam me!