staticnoise's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Look at My Brain]

Well, that sucked...

I guess you could call it surreal... if it had any sound, any variation, or any amount of style or cleverness.

Sadly it looks like something you spent 5 mins on.

Hice responds:

Well well, think you are clever using words like "surreal", "variation", and "you"?

The fact is, I spent Less than five minutes on this movie, and yet it has a high score.

Would you like to know why?

Because there are actually people out there who enjoy real art.

Then there is you, who makes no flash, yet feels the urge to pass judgement.
I won't even start on your horrible ear raping things that you call sound files that you submitted to the Audio Portal.

So until you get an Ounce of artistic ability, I suggest you go back to playing with your tamborine and jug, and make another shitty sound file.

[PEN! enter the clock]

Damn!

Great animation! Great 3D! I found it crazy, violent and funny. I thought the voices started to sound repetitive (I think most of the clocks know how to add inflection to the voices, which makes them more intriguing), although i love the kid saying "Arh, i'm on fire" with no inflection.

Anyway, you have great potential.

static

P.S. - You should throw in a stop frame at the end.

P.P.S. - Thanks for using my music! I love how you used it.

Jeanzy responds:

thank for the advice, yes i used a bodgy voice program, part 2 is currently being worked on and will have better voices and hopefully more action.
thankyou for making the music.

[Comet Magnum Episode 14]

Nicely done...

I like your use of cuts and "camera" angles. Seems like you are really coming into your own with this series. I imagine your artwork will continue to improve, as it has throughout the episodes. The only critism i'd say is that the pacing is a bit slow, maybe you could speed up the cuts.

All in all, you rock!

static

P.S. - Thanks for using my music.

mmark-oldflash responds:

No problem. I love home-made music from the audio portal.

[(2003)Newspaper Monster]

A pound of clay, a camera, and inspiration.

Never before has such majesty been brought to a pile of colored clay.

I applaud you.

static

Knox responds:

*takes a bow*
NOW GET OUT

[Super Lario Preview]

Dumb ass movie, by a dumb ass...

This was really fucking annoying. It's one thing to put your dumb ass vocals at the start, but to loop it? The patheticness of this movie is only outweighed by your utter lack of creativity.

IHLA2K responds:

This is from a person who either doesn't have or know how to use flash(and his penis).