staticnoise's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blob jukebox version 0.2]

Nice beginning...

Cool. I like the animation on the blob, especially at the begining. It would be nice to have a few more movements on the blob for each sound bite.

Thanks a lot for using my music!

static

P.S. - By the way, you have it in your menu as "Garage Metal Clip" but you actually used "Consonent drum -n- bass"

Mncedzisi responds:

I had four sounds of you in this clip before this. I had to get it out because of the filesize, so it got all mixed up, but i'll fix it. Thnx for the review.

-Qew

[Styleless Ranger!]

Great game!

That is probably the best controler system i've seen on new grounds.

Very nicely done!

[the attack of ocx and xcx]

Dude's got issues...

Whatever. Sycotoolz actually has talent and could make something real, instead of this hateful piece of shit. You can do better.

[Super Tank]

It was alright...

The graphics looked pretty nice, the playability got old pretty quickly, i found i could sit in the middle and spin the tank, and pretty much keep playing forever.

It really didn't make any sense, why would pro-peace activists suicide bomb the whitehouse?

I really had no reason to drive over the people. It was a lot more fun to watch the whitehouse blow up with Bush in it.

Why don't you redo it with Bush and cronies attacking the health care system, the environment, the lower class, the education system, the concept of democracy, and the rest of the free world? Then the game would be a little more timely.

static

P.S. - thanks for using my music.

[Saddam Statue Smashfest]

Not much to it.

Your other game at least had some commentary about the real reasons behind the war, which servces some purpose. But this just comes off as more nationalist bullshit. Great. Smash the statue of Saddam while the US installs an oil barron for a dictator and the Iraqi people get fucked over again and again.

[TERRAIN: Chapter 1]

Remarkable!

This was great. Reminds me of the old Marathon games for the Mac.

I am really looking forward to your future games.

[Support Our Troops!]

God bless oil!

God Bless corporations!

God bless our troops, who are dying for our SUVs!

[::Naked Hero3::]

This game is messed up!

That was kinda crazy.

I like it!

[IRAQ ATTACK]

Great game...

Thank you for making an awesome game that makes fun of this ludicrous situation we’re all stuck in.

[Katie Holmes Crisis]

Does this turn you on?

What is with you? A "sexy" game where you uncover the (smiling??) naked Katie Holmes, who is buried under the rubble of the world trade center. How fucked up is that?