staticnoise's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Taco-Man for Governor]

Perfect.

Great animation. Hilarious.

[A Look at My Brain]

Well, that sucked...

I guess you could call it surreal... if it had any sound, any variation, or any amount of style or cleverness.

Sadly it looks like something you spent 5 mins on.

Hice responds:

Well well, think you are clever using words like "surreal", "variation", and "you"?

The fact is, I spent Less than five minutes on this movie, and yet it has a high score.

Would you like to know why?

Because there are actually people out there who enjoy real art.

Then there is you, who makes no flash, yet feels the urge to pass judgement.
I won't even start on your horrible ear raping things that you call sound files that you submitted to the Audio Portal.

So until you get an Ounce of artistic ability, I suggest you go back to playing with your tamborine and jug, and make another shitty sound file.

[PEN! enter the clock]

Damn!

Great animation! Great 3D! I found it crazy, violent and funny. I thought the voices started to sound repetitive (I think most of the clocks know how to add inflection to the voices, which makes them more intriguing), although i love the kid saying "Arh, i'm on fire" with no inflection.

Anyway, you have great potential.

static

P.S. - You should throw in a stop frame at the end.

P.P.S. - Thanks for using my music! I love how you used it.

Jeanzy responds:

thank for the advice, yes i used a bodgy voice program, part 2 is currently being worked on and will have better voices and hopefully more action.
thankyou for making the music.

[Comet Magnum Episode 14]

Nicely done...

I like your use of cuts and "camera" angles. Seems like you are really coming into your own with this series. I imagine your artwork will continue to improve, as it has throughout the episodes. The only critism i'd say is that the pacing is a bit slow, maybe you could speed up the cuts.

All in all, you rock!

static

P.S. - Thanks for using my music.

mmark-oldflash responds:

No problem. I love home-made music from the audio portal.

[(2003)Newspaper Monster]

A pound of clay, a camera, and inspiration.

Never before has such majesty been brought to a pile of colored clay.

I applaud you.

static

Knox responds:

*takes a bow*
NOW GET OUT

[Obsession: A Story Too]

You rock...

I like your animation quiet a bit, and your art is not bad, and your stories are crazy... but in a good way. You are my new hero.

static

HersheyClockolet responds:

Woo! :D You are the coolest!

[Walking Away]

That was great...

Nicely done. Sorry you've had movies blammed in the past. I hated that song, but i see why you chose it. I look forward to your future work.

static

HersheyClockolet responds:

Thankies :) I didn't expect anyone to like the song, but I couldn't find another :P I'm working on a game, but I'm not sure when I'm going to finish it, if I ever do

[Blammers!]

Not bad...

T'was cute. You make a good point. Although it was a bit slow at parts. I look forward to your future work.

Static

P.S. - Thanks for using my music.

WeedleWee responds:

lol hey man :) Thanks for makin it. The last song I used was farbage -f +g

[Super Lario Preview]

Dumb ass movie, by a dumb ass...

This was really fucking annoying. It's one thing to put your dumb ass vocals at the start, but to loop it? The patheticness of this movie is only outweighed by your utter lack of creativity.

IHLA2K responds:

This is from a person who either doesn't have or know how to use flash(and his penis).

[george man 09]

Blah...

The art is not too bad. But the audio sucks, and the lack of plot or coherence made this a real bore.

george-kelly-johnson responds:

art not too bad? what the fuck! Do you know how long it took me to draw that!! Come on, just you try to draw that, lets see you, come on, do it! You little fucker, my art is not too bad thats for sure. And as for lack of plot, maybe IF YOU WATCHED THE PREVIOUS 8 EPISODES, YOU KNOW THE CHARACTERS AND WHY THEY ARE WHERE THEY ARE. And just why did the auido suck? I had music, nicely placed sfx, and voices, witch a lot of movies lack. Ugh, you people make me sick.