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Total Medals Earned: 269 (From 60 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,620 Points

Abobo's Big Adventure

Call A Plumber Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Familiar Shape Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points
04 - Get the map
Fish Food Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Idiot Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Merbobos Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points
00E - Use a continue
No Mercy Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points
03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Where To? Unlocked 1/16/12
5 Points
04 - Get the compass
Beardy Basher Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Ironic Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Patience Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Poor Aboboy Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Pushy Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Walk On Water Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points
04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not Unlocked 1/16/12
10 Points
01 - Throw kid body
Bloody Chum Unlocked 1/16/12
25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Forklift Foul Unlocked 1/16/12
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Kill The Messenger Unlocked 1/16/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Manhandled Unlocked 1/16/12
25 Points
04 - Kill Manhandla
No Fatty Pop Unlocked 1/16/12
25 Points
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call 5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time 10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 24/100 (265/2,000 points)

Adventure Story

Newbie Warrior Unlocked 9/30/12
10 Points
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Clouds Disappear 5 Points Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Ice is Slippery 5 Points Stand on ice and slide around.
Lava is Hot 5 Points Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Shrooms are Bouncy 5 Points Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Watch Your Step 5 Points Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Animal Cruelty 10 Points Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Desert Dash 10 Points Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Foe Bouncer 10 Points Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Foe Juggler 10 Points Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Forest Jog 10 Points Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Frost Bite 10 Points Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Glacier Run 10 Points Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Master Mage 10 Points Cast a level 3 spell.
Master Warrior 10 Points Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Newbie Mage 10 Points Cast a spell for the first time.
Self Destruction 10 Points Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Spikes are Painful 10 Points Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
The Credits 10 Points Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Volcano Sprint 10 Points Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Balanced Skillset 25 Points Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Boss Immunity 25 Points Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Endangered Species 25 Points Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Level Grinder 25 Points Reach an experience level of 30.
Power Up 25 Points Max out your HP and MP.
Boss Hunter 50 Points Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Foe Exterminator 50 Points Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Gold Hoarder 50 Points Collect every coin in every level.
Great Adventurer 50 Points Open every treasure chest in every level.
The End 100 Points Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.

Medals Earned: 1/30 (10/600 points)

Alphaland

The Land Beneath Unlocked 5/5/11
5 Points
Fall through the clouds.
The Living Stars 5 Points Unlock the gate.
Becoming 10 Points The end is upon you.
Debugging Complete 10 Points Destroy all the bugs.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 11/9/13
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 Unlocked 11/9/13
5 Points
Reach level 2.
Medal #6 Unlocked 11/9/13
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal _13 Unlocked 11/9/13
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 11/9/13
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal _16 Unlocked 11/9/13
10 Points
...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/500 points)

Bullet Audyssey

Planet Sars Unlocked 11/29/11
5 Points
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Planet Marcury 5 Points Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Rated E for Everything 5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Jupitupe 10 Points Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Narpdarp 10 Points Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Planet Satamalat 10 Points Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Disco Fever! 25 Points Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power 25 Points Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos 25 Points Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo 25 Points Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet 25 Points Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way 25 Points Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road 25 Points Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
My First Quantum Sidekick Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Synthesizer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)

Checkpoint

Die 100 Deaths Unlocked 7/15/11
5 Points
Die 100 times (in a single game)
30 Down... Unlocked 7/15/11
10 Points
Complete 30 rooms
Game Complete 25 Points Reach the end of the game

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)

Cop Crusade

Quick Learner Unlocked 9/15/12
5 Points
Complete The Tutorial
Rookie Unlocked 9/15/12
5 Points
Complete Mission 1
Pro 25 Points Complete Mission 3
Bad Cop 50 Points Kill 50 Civilians
Cop Crusader 100 Points Earn 100,000 points in Infinite Mode
Good Cop 100 Points Kill 50 Criminals

Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/285 points)

Darnell: Wrath of God

Doomsday Unlocked 5/28/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Savior Unlocked 5/28/11
25 Points
Beat the game
I am God 50 Points Beat the game without taking damage

Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)

Dash'n Knights

Combo Apprentice Unlocked 4/26/12
5 Points
Hit 10 combos!
Counter Apprentice 5 Points Do 10 counters!
Damage Apprentice 5 Points Hit 100 damages!
Defense Apprentice 5 Points Defend from 10 attacks!
Healer Apprentice 5 Points Use potions to recover 100 HP!
Perfect Combo 5 Points Execute 2 consecutive combos!
Perfect Counter 5 Points Manage 2 consecutive counters!
Perfect Damage 5 Points Manage 3 consecutive damage!
Combo Master 10 Points Hit 100 combos!
Combo Veteran 10 Points Hit 50 combos!
Counter Master 10 Points Do 100 counters!
Counter Veteran 10 Points Do 50 counters!
Damage Master 10 Points Hit 10000 damages!
Damage Veteran 10 Points Hit 1000 damages!
Defense Master 10 Points Defend from 100 attacks!
Defense Veteran 10 Points Defend from 50 attacks!
Earth Punisher 10 Points Deal 100 earth damage!
Extravagant 10 Points Spend 1000 or more gold!
Fire Punisher 10 Points Deal 100 fire damage!
Healer Master 10 Points Use potions to recover 5000 HP!
Healer Veteran 10 Points Use potions to recover 1000 HP!
Hyper Combo 10 Points Execute 4 consecutive combos!
Hyper Counter 10 Points Manage 3 consecutive counters!
Hyper Damage 10 Points Manage 4 consecutive damage!
Hyper Overkill 10 Points Manage 3 consecutive overkills!
Last Man Standing 10 Points End a battle with only one member left in Extreme mode!
No Damage 10 Points Finish a battle without taking any damage in Extreme mode!
Overkill Apprentice 10 Points Overkill with 50 damage!
Overkill Master 10 Points Overkill with 1000 damage!
Overkill Veteran 10 Points Overkill with 500 damage!
Overwhelming 10 Points Finish a battle in only one turn in Extreme mode!
Perfect Overkill 10 Points Manage 2 consecutive overkills!
Rich Man 10 Points Have 5000 or more gold!
Special Combo 10 Points Execute 6 consecutive combos!
Special Counter 10 Points Manage 4 consecutive counters!
Special Damage 10 Points Manage 5 consecutive damage!
Special Overkill 10 Points Manage 4 consecutive overkills!
Treasure Hunter 10 Points Collect 1000 gold!
Water Punisher 10 Points Deal 100 water damage!
Wind Punisher 10 Points Deal 100 wind damage!
Complete Game 25 Points Finish the campaign!
Perfect Game 100 Points Finish the campaign with all challenges cleared!

Medals Earned: 1/42 (5/485 points)

Days Of Blood

First Blood Unlocked 9/19/12
5 Points
Kill your first enemy!
Angry Knight 5 Points Kill 100 enemies
Awkward Moment 5 Points Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Flying death 5 Points Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Shield Trash 5 Points Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Dead from above 10 Points Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Furious Knight 10 Points Kill 200 Enemies
Patient Player 10 Points Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Shield Rage 10 Points Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Vicious Knight 10 Points Kill 300 Enemies
Boom! Who's your daddy? 25 Points Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Killer 25 Points Kill 400 Enemies
Medieval Sniper 25 Points Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
My Shield Is My Weapon 25 Points Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Shield Time Baby! 25 Points Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Blood for Dinner 50 Points Kill 500 Enemies
Epic 50 Points Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Live To Kill 50 Points Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Ultimate Killing Machine 100 Points Kill Everyone!
Pervert! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Portal! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/460 points)