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Total Medals Earned: 268 (From 60 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,615 Points

Abobo's Big Adventure

Medals Earned: 24/100 (265/2,000 points)

Call A Plumber 5 Points

02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Child Chomper 5 Points

01 - Eat kid

Familiar Shape 5 Points

04 - Get the map

Fish Food 5 Points

02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Idiot 5 Points

04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Merbobos 5 Points

02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

Never Give Up 5 Points

00E - Use a continue

No Mercy 5 Points

03 - Execute the Fatality move

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points

01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Where To? 5 Points

04 - Get the compass

Beardy Basher 10 Points

01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bigger Boat 10 Points

02 - Defeat Jaws

Blocktorock 10 Points

04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Ironic 10 Points

01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Patience 10 Points

00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Poor Aboboy 10 Points

00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Pushy 10 Points

04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Walk On Water 10 Points

04 - Get the ladder

Waste Not 10 Points

01 - Throw kid body

Bloody Chum 25 Points

02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Forklift Foul 25 Points

01 - Defeat boss

Manhandled 25 Points

04 - Kill Manhandla

No Fatty Pop 25 Points

04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

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Auto-Assault 5 Points

07 - Get Machine Gun

Bad Call 5 Points

02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Ballooney 5 Points

05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Choices 5 Points

00B - Use level select

Fiery Fury 5 Points

07 - Get Flame Gun

Fighting Chance 5 Points

03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Lazertagged 5 Points

06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy 5 Points

07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Soap On A Dope 5 Points

07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love 5 Points

07 - Get Spread Gun

Acid Bath 10 Points

08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision

Bloody Bobo 10 Points

00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bombs Away 10 Points

07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Bonkers 10 Points

05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Death Blossom 10 Points

05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Flurry Frag 10 Points

04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Have A Seat 10 Points

05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Icy Escape 10 Points

07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Mega Blast 10 Points

06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Police Patrol 10 Points

03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Pro Wrestler 10 Points

05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match

Projectile Power 10 Points

04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Punchy Power 10 Points

08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Reap This 10 Points

05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers

Reaper Runner 10 Points

05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points

05 - Jump off the top rope

Robopopped 10 Points

07 - Kill Robocop

Rocky Rage 10 Points

01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Slowpoke 10 Points

04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points

00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

Super Slash 10 Points

04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

The Code 10 Points

07 - Use the Contra Code properly

Typhoon Time 10 Points

02 - Use Rage move on level 2

A Winner Is Me 25 Points

05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points

02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Anger Issues 25 Points

04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Chair Massacre 25 Points

05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon

Die Dragon Die 25 Points

04 - Kill Aquamentus

Fooled You 25 Points

01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Kong Punt 25 Points

01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Krang Bang 25 Points

07 - Destroy Krangby

Mac Attack 25 Points

08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

Mega Mashed 25 Points

06 - Defeat Megabobo

Mmm Beefy 25 Points

04 - Get the beef

Skynet Stopper 25 Points

06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power 25 Points

07 - Defeat Krang

Balloon Master 50 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once

Barf-O-Rama 50 Points

07 - Kill giant Kirby

Champ 50 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Elderly Execution 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Extra Abobo 50 Points

06 - Pick up an extra life

It's So Bad 50 Points

08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

Mega Master 50 Points

06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once

Super Soldier 50 Points

07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

War Hero 50 Points

07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once

Balloon Jedi 100 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit

Contrabobo God 100 Points

07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

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Adventure Story

Medals Earned: 1/30 (10/600 points)

Newbie Warrior 10 Points

Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.

Clouds Disappear 5 Points

Collapse a cloud by standing on it.

Ice is Slippery 5 Points

Stand on ice and slide around.

Lava is Hot 5 Points

Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.

Shrooms are Bouncy 5 Points

Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.

Watch Your Step 5 Points

Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.

Desert Dash 10 Points

Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.

Foe Bouncer 10 Points

Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.

Foe Juggler 10 Points

Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.

Forest Jog 10 Points

Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.

Frost Bite 10 Points

Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.

Glacier Run 10 Points

Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.

Master Mage 10 Points

Cast a level 3 spell.

Master Warrior 10 Points

Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.

Newbie Mage 10 Points

Cast a spell for the first time.

Self Destruction 10 Points

Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.

Spikes are Painful 10 Points

Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.

The Credits 10 Points

Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.

Volcano Sprint 10 Points

Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.

Balanced Skillset 25 Points

Buy the weakest version of every spell.

Boss Immunity 25 Points

Defeat any boss without getting hit.

Endangered Species 25 Points

Defeat 1000 foes in total.

Level Grinder 25 Points

Reach an experience level of 30.

Power Up 25 Points

Max out your HP and MP.

Boss Hunter 50 Points

Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.

Foe Exterminator 50 Points

Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.

Gold Hoarder 50 Points

Collect every coin in every level.

Great Adventurer 50 Points

Open every treasure chest in every level.

The End 100 Points

Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.

Alphaland

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)

The Land Beneath 5 Points

Fall through the clouds.

The Living Stars 5 Points

Unlock the gate.

Becoming 10 Points

The end is upon you.

Debugging Complete 10 Points

Destroy all the bugs.

Asslevania: SOTB

Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/500 points)

Medal #1 5 Points

Welcome to Asslevania!

Medal #2 5 Points

Reach level 2.

Medal #6 5 Points

Don't skip the intro.

Medal _13 5 Points

What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!

Medal _18 5 Points

Welcome back!

Medal _16 10 Points

...and keeps on whip'n.

Medal #7 5 Points

Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!

Medal #8 5 Points

Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!

Medal #9 5 Points

Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!

Medal _19 5 Points

FOREVER ALONE!

Medal/22 5 Points

Watch the whole ending.

Medal/23 5 Points

Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.

Medal/24 5 Points

Check out RicePirate's page.

Medal/25 5 Points

Check out JohnnyUtah's page.

Medalzzz 5 Points

Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.

Medal #3 10 Points

Reach level 3

Medal #4 10 Points

Reach level 4.

Medal _14 10 Points

Find Alucard.

Medal _15 10 Points

It takes a lick'n...

Medal/20 10 Points

Get a little head.

Medal/21 10 Points

Eat a pork chop!

Medal/27 10 Points

Beat a TIME TRIAL

Medal _10 25 Points

Find the 1st hidden song.

Medal _11 25 Points

Thats where I left that!

Medal _12 25 Points

Never alone...

Medal _17 25 Points

Make the haunted hallway more creepy.

Medal/26 25 Points

Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.

Medal/29 25 Points

Beat Dracula!

Medal #5 100 Points

Reach level 5.

Medal/28 100 Points

Beat REAL MODE!

Bullet Audyssey

Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)

Planet Sars 5 Points

Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods

It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points

Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.

Planet Marcury 5 Points

Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.

Rated E for Everything 5 Points

Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.

OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points

Reach a max overcharge combo.

Planet Jupitupe 10 Points

Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.

Planet Narpdarp 10 Points

Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.

Planet Satamalat 10 Points

Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.

Disco Fever! 25 Points

Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox

Maximum Power 25 Points

Reach the maximum level.

Planet Penos 25 Points

Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.

Planet Plutoo 25 Points

Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.

Save your Home Planet 25 Points

Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.

The Malky Way 25 Points

Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.

Yellow Brick Road 25 Points

Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).

Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points

Beat every stage in the game (including credits).

Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points

Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).

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Checkpoint

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)

Die 100 Deaths 5 Points

Die 100 times (in a single game)

30 Down... 10 Points

Complete 30 rooms

Game Complete 25 Points

Reach the end of the game

Darnell: Wrath of God

Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)

Savior 25 Points

Beat the game

Secret Medal ????? Points

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I am God 50 Points

Beat the game without taking damage

Dash'n Knights

Medals Earned: 1/42 (5/485 points)

Combo Apprentice 5 Points

Hit 10 combos!

Counter Apprentice 5 Points

Do 10 counters!

Damage Apprentice 5 Points

Hit 100 damages!

Defense Apprentice 5 Points

Defend from 10 attacks!

Healer Apprentice 5 Points

Use potions to recover 100 HP!

Perfect Combo 5 Points

Execute 2 consecutive combos!

Perfect Counter 5 Points

Manage 2 consecutive counters!

Perfect Damage 5 Points

Manage 3 consecutive damage!

Combo Master 10 Points

Hit 100 combos!

Combo Veteran 10 Points

Hit 50 combos!

Counter Master 10 Points

Do 100 counters!

Counter Veteran 10 Points

Do 50 counters!

Damage Master 10 Points

Hit 10000 damages!

Damage Veteran 10 Points

Hit 1000 damages!

Defense Master 10 Points

Defend from 100 attacks!

Defense Veteran 10 Points

Defend from 50 attacks!

Earth Punisher 10 Points

Deal 100 earth damage!

Extravagant 10 Points

Spend 1000 or more gold!

Fire Punisher 10 Points

Deal 100 fire damage!

Healer Master 10 Points

Use potions to recover 5000 HP!

Healer Veteran 10 Points

Use potions to recover 1000 HP!

Hyper Combo 10 Points

Execute 4 consecutive combos!

Hyper Counter 10 Points

Manage 3 consecutive counters!

Hyper Damage 10 Points

Manage 4 consecutive damage!

Hyper Overkill 10 Points

Manage 3 consecutive overkills!

Last Man Standing 10 Points

End a battle with only one member left in Extreme mode!

No Damage 10 Points

Finish a battle without taking any damage in Extreme mode!

Overkill Apprentice 10 Points

Overkill with 50 damage!

Overkill Master 10 Points

Overkill with 1000 damage!

Overkill Veteran 10 Points

Overkill with 500 damage!

Overwhelming 10 Points

Finish a battle in only one turn in Extreme mode!

Perfect Overkill 10 Points

Manage 2 consecutive overkills!

Rich Man 10 Points

Have 5000 or more gold!

Special Combo 10 Points

Execute 6 consecutive combos!

Special Counter 10 Points

Manage 4 consecutive counters!

Special Damage 10 Points

Manage 5 consecutive damage!

Special Overkill 10 Points

Manage 4 consecutive overkills!

Treasure Hunter 10 Points

Collect 1000 gold!

Water Punisher 10 Points

Deal 100 water damage!

Wind Punisher 10 Points

Deal 100 wind damage!

Complete Game 25 Points

Finish the campaign!

Perfect Game 100 Points

Finish the campaign with all challenges cleared!

Days Of Blood

Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/460 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Kill your first enemy!

Angry Knight 5 Points

Kill 100 enemies

Awkward Moment 5 Points

Die without killing anyone... awkward...

Flying death 5 Points

Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!

Shield Trash 5 Points

Kill 10 Enemies using your shield

Dead from above 10 Points

Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!

Furious Knight 10 Points

Kill 200 Enemies

Patient Player 10 Points

Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.

Shield Rage 10 Points

Kill 25 Enemies using your shield

Vicious Knight 10 Points

Kill 300 Enemies

Boom! Who's your daddy? 25 Points

Kill 80 Enemies using your shield

Killer 25 Points

Kill 400 Enemies

Medieval Sniper 25 Points

Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!

My Shield Is My Weapon 25 Points

Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!

Shield Time Baby! 25 Points

Kill 50 Enemies using your shield

Blood for Dinner 50 Points

Kill 500 Enemies

Epic 50 Points

Kill all 666 enemies without dying.

Live To Kill 50 Points

Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!

Ultimate Killing Machine 100 Points

Kill Everyone!

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Defend Your Trump

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)

Claw Crusher 5 Points

Beat the first boss.

Double Defense 5 Points

Beat the second boss.

Young Trump 5 Points

Beat Classic mode.

Triumphant Trump 10 Points

Beat the game.

Trumped-Up 25 Points

Beat the game with at least $100B left.