staticnoise's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cant Touch This]

You are, well, a god...

Great CGI. It's really refreshing to see something positive on newgrounds. Keep up the good work.

[BEANBALL Episode 3]

Not terribly funny...

... although i love the "support terrorism, buy an SUV" sign

The politics in this are fairly simplistic, so there is not much here. It's not all that funny, and it's not really all that radical. Which leaves it as pretty mediocre. Watch "The George Bush Show", take some notes, and try again.

[PEN! enter the clock]

Damn!

Great animation! Great 3D! I found it crazy, violent and funny. I thought the voices started to sound repetitive (I think most of the clocks know how to add inflection to the voices, which makes them more intriguing), although i love the kid saying "Arh, i'm on fire" with no inflection.

Anyway, you have great potential.

static

P.S. - You should throw in a stop frame at the end.

P.P.S. - Thanks for using my music! I love how you used it.

Jeanzy responds:

thank for the advice, yes i used a bodgy voice program, part 2 is currently being worked on and will have better voices and hopefully more action.
thankyou for making the music.

[scampi]

damn!

That was great! Very fun, silly, and surreal.

[Clock/Lock Love Collab]

Quite lovely...

Pillowclock,

You are my new personal hero.

static

[Comet Magnum Episode 14]

Nicely done...

I like your use of cuts and "camera" angles. Seems like you are really coming into your own with this series. I imagine your artwork will continue to improve, as it has throughout the episodes. The only critism i'd say is that the pacing is a bit slow, maybe you could speed up the cuts.

All in all, you rock!

static

P.S. - Thanks for using my music.

mmark-oldflash responds:

No problem. I love home-made music from the audio portal.

[(2003)Newspaper Monster]

A pound of clay, a camera, and inspiration.

Never before has such majesty been brought to a pile of colored clay.

I applaud you.

static

Knox responds:

*takes a bow*
NOW GET OUT

[The George Bush Show 2]

That rocked!

Right on! Funny, well animated, politically relevent. 10 points for you.

[Cole W Mole :: Trailer]

Extreemly impressive animation

Wow.

Great graphics, smooth animation, very cinemagraphic.

I have one criticism. The voice acting really didn't work for me. I feel petty for even bringing it up, especially considering how much awful voice work there is on newgrounds, but i think the rest of the production is so amazing that the voice work sticks out like the proverbial sore thumb.

Thanks for putting out such quality work. I look forward to your future movies.

static

[keen gets worms]

Decent use of sprites...

This turned out to be a pretty funny little film. I like what you did with the sprites (which, in general, i am not too fond of.) Keep up the good work.

static.

P.S. - Thanks for using my music! I think that loop was a pretty good choice.