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staticnoise

Age/Gender: 38, Unspecified
Location: Eugene, OR
Job: musician

The best thing about falling into a bottomless pit is that you have infinate opportunites to catch yourself.

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Score: 3
Watch Out Obama

"Just not funny."

submission: Watch Out Obama
date: June 3, 2008

I don't support Clinton and looked forward to a parody, but the voice acting and the incredibly slow pacing made this painful to watch.

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Score: 2
Frontier Psychiatrist.

"Amazing song..."

date: March 1, 2006

...lousy flash.

And damn dude, credit your artists.

the track is "Frontier Psychiatry" by The Avalanches

Author's Response:

If you read my comments, you would know that I did credit the track.

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Score: 10
littleFoot

"Jesus."

submission: littleFoot
date: November 9, 2005

Absolutely remarkable.

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Score: 8
Where do clams come from

"Wow..."

date: June 9, 2005

That was truely original. Great animation!

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Score: 6
ghost specialists: reborn

"Hmmm..."

date: May 1, 2005

Great art. The animation is great at times but at other times looks a little cheap.

I guess you're doing translation into english? The text was kind of stilted and the story didn't have a lot of depth.

It's a great start though. I could really see you going somewhere with this.

Good luck,

static

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thanks for the luck.

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Score: 7
Santa Sells Out

"Great art!"

submission: Santa Sells Out
date: April 13, 2005

Nice animation, and excellent illustration. Story was so so, but better than most stuff on here. I give it extra props because it didn't have any violence.

Looking forward to your next...

static

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Score: 10
Element trailer

"Holy crap!"

submission: Element trailer
date: March 29, 2005

That was extreemly well done. I love your sense of world. Every scene had a compelling element to it (i imagine this was the whole point for you.)

I'd love to see you make something real out of this. If you ever need writing or music, drop me a line.

static

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Score: 8
Shades of Grey

"I knida liked that..."

submission: Shades of Grey
date: March 10, 2005

It was a bit short, but i like the direction you were going with it.

Keep at it, i imagine your artwork and your stories will only get better.

static

P.S. - Thanks for using my track!

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Score: 6
My GOD, Robots! episode 2

"One word... ...preloader."

date: March 5, 2005

Ok.

Great animation.
Great Art - i mean it's not Dali or anything, but it totally works. I like your character design.

The intro is great, except since you don't have a preloader it just kicked in and then stalled... and i have DSL so there's just no excuse for that. Put a damn preloader on yer flick.

Also the sound stopped syncing up half way through, which killed it for me.

I'd say you need more sound effects, and maybe some background music.

...

... and the writing isn't perfect, work on it a little more.

But damn it's got great potential. You've got talent, now go refine it.

static

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Score: 10
-Play-

"That was absolutely remarkable!"

submission: -Play-
date: February 27, 2005

Seriously dustball,

This was one of the more engaging flashes i've seen on newgrounds in awhile. It's perfect.

static

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